Monday, December 8, 2008

Laura Bush Killed Michael Douglas

The rage on the Internet (or as Laura Bush's hubby like's to say; 'the IZnternets') is that Laura
Bush killed a dude. Obviously everyone first wants to know if this is true, and then when they
find out it's veracity, they want to know if the dude is Dubya.

So the answers are, Yes and No. No, it's not her husband, although she's probably been mad enough at him to make some general threats in that direction, but it turns out that Laura Bush actually killed Michael Douglas.

Okay, glad I could clear that up for you. In other news...Oh, you need more info on this story? Okay, it wasn't THAT Michael Douglas. According to various reports, it was in 1963 when she was 17. She ran a stop sign and broke the neck or her fellow school mate and sports star.

I guess you wonder if there were legal consequences. Right? Of course not. Come on, she was a future Bush. What else would you expect?

By the way, a recent episode of The Family Guy, made a cryptic reference to this whole, Laura Bush killed a guy thing. Remind me to start watching that show.

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